Heathrow - Brighton

[LondonManc]

Thanks for all the input, much appreciated and I'm going through all the options now.

Now for the important stuff, what about pubs and curry houses?

For your own planning, tfl.gov.uk has a good journey planner.

In terms of pubs and curry houses, go with tripadvisor.co.uk

[MrMarkyMark]

Thanks for all the input, much appreciated and I'm going through all the options now.

Now for the important stuff, what about pubs and curry houses?

Good pub in Brighton. Brightons not really known for good curry.

The Lion & Lobster | Pubs in Brighton

[DimPrawn]

Flying in tomorrow lunchtime for concert and party on Saturday but have to fly into Heathrow...

You missed it, don't bother.

Hundreds strip off in a 'Free the Nipple' protest on Brighton Beach | Daily Mail Online

[SueEllen]

On the second point, you are correct - you'd be hard pushed to get a slow train from Feltham to Clapham Jn.

There are slow trains - I've had the privilege of taking one.

[garnet]

Bus to Croydon/Gatwick, train from there. Hope S/he's worth it.

Brighton is the gay capital of UK, it must be a he.

[Mordac]

Said, I'm sure, in your best Duncanny Ballatiny accenty.

Not a single, solitary sodding laugh. Not even a Behind the bikesheds stylie giggle. Humourless barstewards.

[GJABS]

There is a direct National Express coach from Heathrow to Brighton every two hours or so. The 747 route.
Takes 2 and a half hours, but no hassle with changing and waiting etc.

http://coachtracker.nationalexpress....rport-Brighton

[MrMarkyMark]

Brighton is the gay capital of UK, it must be a he.

Sounds like you know Brighton rather well

[Uncle Albert]

Brighton is the gay capital of UK, it must be a he.

After some intense research, I can inform you that there are gay women too.

[FatLazyContractor]

After some intense research, I can inform you that there are gay women too.

Yes, but they are all in Hebden Bridge.