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Bloody foreigners coming over here and nicking our jobs.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Must be a great place to pull a lady, may as well chat up every bit of skirt, it's not like you are likely to be invited back...Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostShe might help you pop your cherry though!Comment
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This time next yearOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostMust be a great place to pull a lady, may as well chat up every bit of skirt, it's not like you are likely to be invited back...
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I always take a load of these for such occasions...Originally posted by AtW View PostThis time next year
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Plenty of sofas not being used in Buckingham Palace, maybe you can cadge one?“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I wish...Originally posted by darmstadt View PostPlenty of sofas not being used in Buckingham Palace, maybe you can cadge one?Comment
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Behave yourself, or you WILL be exterminated....Originally posted by AtW View PostGoing to be a good evening
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You are aware what the first course is right?
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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AtW has gotta be a better choice for Fergie.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostShe might help you pop your cherry though!Comment
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Congrats, Alex. Have you decided what you are going to try to nick?Originally posted by AtW View Post

AtW in "Very Smug" mode!His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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