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    #id
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    When I applied for my citizenship I had to get 2 references and the Queen was NOT in the list of those who can give them
    Bloody foreigners coming over here and nicking our jobs.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #id
      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      She might help you pop your cherry though!
      Must be a great place to pull a lady, may as well chat up every bit of skirt, it's not like you are likely to be invited back...

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        #id
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Must be a great place to pull a lady, may as well chat up every bit of skirt, it's not like you are likely to be invited back...
        This time next year

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          #id
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          This time next year
          I always take a load of these for such occasions...

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            #id
            Plenty of sofas not being used in Buckingham Palace, maybe you can cadge one?
            “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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              #id
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              Plenty of sofas not being used in Buckingham Palace, maybe you can cadge one?
              I wish...

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                #id
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                Going to be a good evening
                Behave yourself, or you WILL be exterminated....

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                  #id
                  You are aware what the first course is right?

                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                    She might help you pop your cherry though!
                    AtW has gotta be a better choice for Fergie.

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by AtW View Post




                      AtW in "Very Smug" mode!
                      Congrats, Alex. Have you decided what you are going to try to nick?
                      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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