How many CUK Contractors does it take to change a light bulb?

**mcquiggd** · 26 October 2006, 21:05

None. What do you think the Butler is for...?

**Sockpuppet** · 26 October 2006, 21:25

1 if you subcontract it to me.

**Lucifer Box** · 26 October 2006, 21:51

Alf will change it for a fiver.

**Francko** · 26 October 2006, 22:00

This job must be outsourced for budget reasons.

**mcquiggd** · 26 October 2006, 22:31

Accenture have just quoted $6,500,000 for an initial consultation. The estimate is around two years to scope the project.

**Alf W** · 26 October 2006, 22:34

The new illumination paradigm.

**** all. Delivered.

**Mordac** · 26 October 2006, 23:04

Originally posted by mcquiggd

Accenture have just quoted $6,500,000 for an initial consultation. The estimate is around two years to scope the project.

And I bet there's no mention of lightbulbs on their key deliverables...

**mcquiggd** · 26 October 2006, 23:14

Lightbulbs are considered to be outside the initial project envelope. 'Change' was what accenture were offering.

**TheMonkey** · 26 October 2006, 23:29

Accenture: "I'll replace your light bulb with an oil lamp and some snake oil for £25k consultancy plus £150k implementation".

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