Mourinho Sacked

[saptastic]

welp..

Ole Gunnar Solksjear (or similar) has taken over.

He has a great track record as a manager. ManU fans must be so excited.

[original PM]

He has a great track record as a manager. ManU fans must be so excited.

Well something had to happen and I don't think it can get much worse....

[Mordac]

Mourinho wants to go to Portugal and disappear completely.

The McCanns have offered to help.

You'd never get away with that on Mumsnet...

[Mordac]

He has a great track record as a manager. ManU fans must be so excited.

He got Cardiff relegated. Things are looking up again...

[saptastic]

He got Cardiff relegated. Things are looking up again...

Hopefully he can repeat

[GreenMirror]

You'd never get away with that on Mumsnet...

Amazed I got away with it on CUK.

[Mordac]

Amazed I got away with it on CUK.

Cojak must be on the prosecco already, or you'd have got a slap...

[original PM]

Amazed I got away with it on CUK.

It's on a football related thread so it's unlikely any birds will check it out.

[LondonManc]

He got Cardiff relegated. Things are looking up again...

Only been in charge of United for four hours and he's already won as much as Klopp has at Liverpool.

[GreenMirror]

Only been in charge of United for four hours and he's already won as much as Klopp has at Liverpool.

Sad news! Last night a break in at Liverpool and all the cups were stolen! Luckily the saucers were left.....

That joke was bought to you from the 1970s....