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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    Sad news! Last night a break in at Liverpool and all the cups were stolen! Luckily the saucers were left.....

    That joke was bought to you from the 1970s....
    Man United haven't won the Premier League since Sir Alex left.

    Then again, Liverpool haven't won the Premier League since the Premier League arrived!

    Not to worry though, when Klippity gets his jotters they can call upon the services of the new wunderkind on the block, Stevie "Slippy" Gerrard!

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  • GreenMirror
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Only been in charge of United for four hours and he's already won as much as Klopp has at Liverpool.
    Sad news! Last night a break in at Liverpool and all the cups were stolen! Luckily the saucers were left.....

    That joke was bought to you from the 1970s....

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    He got Cardiff relegated. Things are looking up again...
    Only been in charge of United for four hours and he's already won as much as Klopp has at Liverpool.

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    Amazed I got away with it on CUK.
    It's on a football related thread so it's unlikely any birds will check it out.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    Amazed I got away with it on CUK.
    Cojak must be on the prosecco already, or you'd have got a slap...

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  • GreenMirror
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    You'd never get away with that on Mumsnet...
    Amazed I got away with it on CUK.

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  • saptastic
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    He got Cardiff relegated. Things are looking up again...
    Hopefully he can repeat

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by saptastic View Post
    He has a great track record as a manager. ManU fans must be so excited.
    He got Cardiff relegated. Things are looking up again...

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    Mourinho wants to go to Portugal and disappear completely.

    The McCanns have offered to help.
    You'd never get away with that on Mumsnet...

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by saptastic View Post
    He has a great track record as a manager. ManU fans must be so excited.
    Well something had to happen and I don't think it can get much worse....

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  • saptastic
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    welp..

    Ole Gunnar Solksjear (or similar) has taken over.
    He has a great track record as a manager. ManU fans must be so excited.

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  • original PM
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    welp..

    Ole Gunnar Solksjear (or similar) has taken over.

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  • GreenMirror
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    Mourinho wants to go to Portugal and disappear completely.

    The McCanns have offered to help.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    KUATB

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ho-sacked.html



    That was when he was managing a completely different team (the Russian mob, somewhat ironically). Admittedly, what with Jose being the Peter Mandelson of football, it can be quite an effort to keep up with all of his sackings. If only one had access to a decent search engine, and knew how to fully utilise it.

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  • AtW
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    KUATB

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ho-sacked.html

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