dozens of people are filmed snatching bottles of water left for marathon runners

[redgiant]

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I'd not heard of the alcoholic, dope smoking long distance running technique, is it some new performance method that came out of Loughborough?

I suppose it numbs the pain from the chafing and bleeding nipples

Tempted to do it next year then?

You can enter the London Marathon in 2nd May.

As long as you can walk 26 miles in a day you will get a medal.

Then you can put your own photos up...

I wouldn't do it without training. Put it this way do you really want to walk a 26.2 mile walk of shame with thousands of people hurling abuse at you as you slowly bimble round the course. Thought not

[MrMarkyMark]

I suppose it numbs the pain from the chafing and bleeding nipples

There are a lot of MPs and senior people in the legal profession that pay a great deal for that "service" and here you are moaning about getting it for free

[OwlHoot]

dozens of people are filmed snatching bottles of water left for marathon runners

Don't they realise marathon runners wee in bottles as they run, to save stopping, and briefly pause at urine collection points to leave the bottles in neat rows ?

(and they've drunk so much water before the race, to keep them going the distance, that their wee is pretty much clear.)

[SueEllen]

I wouldn't do it without training. Put it this way do you really want to walk a 26.2 mile walk of shame with thousands of people hurling abuse at you as you slowly bimble round the course. Thought not

I can run them.

And I don't like doing Spring marathons as you have to train in the dark and cold but it's guaranteed to be hot the year you decide to do one.....

[SueEllen]

I suppose it numbs the pain from the chafing and bleeding nipples

Wear a good sports bra and you won't have that problem.

[Mordac]

Don't they realise marathon runners wee in bottles as they run, to save stopping, and briefly pause at urine collection points to leave the bottles in neat rows ?

(and they've drunk so much water before the race, to keep them going the distance, that their wee is pretty much clear.)

I think they call that "recycling"...

[d000hg]

Biggest problem running though deptford and the isle of dogs were all the drunks and people smoking weed.

You had to fight the urge to stop and join in?

[MrMarkyMark]

You had to fight the urge to stop and join in?

— Extremely Crossfaded Runner Determined To Silence...