Bloody EU immigrants coming over here taking our national saints day: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_George
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St. George's Day
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St. George's Day
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St George was born in what is now Syria, no doubt if he was alive and in UK now, UKIP would send him back or made sure he drowned before he got here....
Reinstate St. Edmund the Martyr, give Saintly Patronage back to the English.....Comment
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St. George's Day
And Father Christmas comes from Turkey.Originally posted by stek View PostSt George was born in what is now Syria, no doubt if he was alive and in UK now, UKIP would send him back or made sure he drowned before he got here....
Reinstate St. Edmund the Martyr, give Saintly Patronage back to the English.....
WGAF.
St George is our English Mascot.Comment
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Since there are already Syrians living in the UK I think he would have been fine.Originally posted by stek View PostSt George was born in what is now Syria, no doubt if he was alive and in UK now, UKIP would send him back or made sure he drowned before he got here...."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Anyone live near Alderley Edge? Somebody needs to go and tell King Arthur and his knights that it's time to get up.bloggoth
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Charles Phillip Arthur George?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostAnyone live near Alderley Edge? Somebody needs to go and tell King Arthur and his knights that it's time to get up."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Psst I don't want to ruin it for you but the whole story's made up.Originally posted by stek View PostSt George was born in what is now Syria, no doubt if he was alive and in UK now, UKIP would send him back or made sure he drowned before he got here....
Reinstate St. Edmund the Martyr, give Saintly Patronage back to the English.....
We can have a whip round for a lil baby dragon for Mr Stek if you like though.

Awww
Happy St Georges bye the way
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I'll have a pint of what you're on!Originally posted by Flashman View PostPsst I don't want to ruin it for you but the whole story's made up.
We can have a whip round for a lil baby dragon for Mr Stek if you like though.

Awww
Happy St Georges bye the way
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Should have a full complement of horses by now...Originally posted by xoggoth View PostAnyone live near Alderley Edge? Somebody needs to go and tell King Arthur and his knights that it's time to get up.Comment
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