How to grope women on public transport

[BrilloPad]

The secrets of men who grope women on public transport - and how to spot them                              

Nice of the telegraph to provide a few tips.

[Churchill]

A female HMRC Officer grabbed my cock while I was standing in a bar once.

[BrilloPad]

A female HMRC Officer grabbed my cock while I was standing in a bar once.

Did you then pay up your tax?

[Churchill]

Did you then pay up your tax?

Nah mate, she wouldn't give me a blowjob.

[OwlHoot]

A female HMRC Officer grabbed my cock while I was standing behind my bars once.

FTFY

[vetran]

A female HMRC Officer grabbed my cock while I was standing in a bar once.

you went out drinking with MF? Does he know you call him that?

[unemployed]

i remember getting groped by a 40yo bird when i was 18 in a bar, came up behind me and put her hand in my trouser pocket and squeezed my leg and whispered "how does that feel"

i just laughed it off. Bit later in the evening i did the same to her coat pocket , luckily there was a £20 note in there so the lads got the round in

No BS