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Tits oot in the Passport Office

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    #11
    Bitty!



    qh
    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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      #12
      She is a single mum and is interested in you and this is the method used to get you to bonk her.

      Just go and compliment her on her fine tits.
      Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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        #13
        Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
        She is a single mum and is interested in you and this is the method used to get you to bonk her.

        Just go and compliment her on her fine tits.
        There you go MF. Now you even have the approval and confidence of the biggest tit on CUK

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          #14
          I'd get meself in position for a full on eye level close-up view.

          Phwoaarr!

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            #15
            "Can I get a drink?" With a big cheeky smile and wink.

            Never fails.....














            To get you arrested.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Unix View Post
              "Can I get a drink?"
              It's "have" FFS. Can I "have" a drink. When did this awful habit of saying "get" come in to fashion? Even people who ought to know better use it.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Chuck View Post
                It's "have" FFS. Can I "have" a drink. When did this awful habit of saying "get" come in to fashion? Even people who ought to know better use it.
                He is a Scottish

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Sitting here in the passport office and some young bird has flopped her breast out and is feeding her nipper cool as you like.

                  Surrounded by foreigners and burka clad Muslims but she's as bold as brass. Not even bothering a subtle cover up, full tit oot for everyone.

                  What would you do?
                  If I was you I would move away from the child incase they think your man tits can feed the entire pace, other than that ask for a milky brew?
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Chuck View Post
                    It's "have" FFS. Can I "have" a drink. When did this awful habit of saying "get" come in to fashion? Even people who ought to know better use it.

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                      #20
                      What's the problem?
                      It's so beautiful.

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