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Previously on "Tits oot in the Passport Office"

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  • SunnyInHades
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    Originally posted by Bee View Post
    I think it’s a culture problem in UK. I remember this and I found it unbelievable.

    Claridge’s hotel criticised after telling breastfeeding woman to cover up | Life and style | The Guardian
    No chance of getting 'em out in Claridges anymore - it's now Sunni Muslim owned, along with The Berkeley and The Connaught

    "Qataris take majority stake in luxury London hotel group", Constellation Hotels, 64pc stake, 23 Apr 2015

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  • Mordac
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    If there are any lady mods on duty, I fear where this thread may be heading...

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  • Bee
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    I think it’s a culture problem in UK. I remember this and I found it unbelievable.

    Claridge’s hotel criticised after telling breastfeeding woman to cover up | Life and style | The Guardian

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  • SunnyInHades
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Sitting here in the passport office and some young bird has flopped her breast out and is feeding her nipper cool as you like.

    Surrounded by foreigners and burka clad Muslims but she's as bold as brass. Not even bothering a subtle cover up, full tit oot for everyone.

    What would you do?
    Sitting in front of her, open xlactating.com "xLactating.com is the biggest tube site focused 100% on lactating tits" on your laptop/phone/tablet.
    Hold the device just to the left of your torso so she can spot you looking at the site.
    Turn just your head round and look directly at her eyes transfixed, giving her your widest, dirtiest, most perverted smile.

    That will probably stop her.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Sitting here in the passport office and some young bird has flopped her breast out and is feeding her nipper cool as you like.

    Surrounded by foreigners and burka clad Muslims but she's as bold as brass. Not even bothering a subtle cover up, full tit oot for everyone.

    What would you do?
    I know what I'd do, but then I probably wouldn't need a passport for the next few years...

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Women have a legal right to do this (I think).
    I don't believe he considered getting the rozzers involved as an option

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Sitting here in the passport office and some young bird has flopped her breast out and is feeding her nipper cool as you like.

    Surrounded by foreigners and burka clad Muslims but she's as bold as brass. Not even bothering a subtle cover up, full tit oot for everyone.

    What would you do?
    Women have a legal right to do this (I think).

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  • unemployed
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Sitting here in the passport office and some young bird has flopped her breast out and is feeding her nipper cool as you like.

    Surrounded by foreigners and burka clad Muslims but she's as bold as brass. Not even bothering a subtle cover up, full tit oot for everyone.

    What would you do?
    presumably the other tit is free ??

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5aBYFln7pM

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  • CloudWalker
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  • Bee
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    What's the problem?
    It's so beautiful.

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  • Unix
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    Originally posted by Chuck View Post
    It's "have" FFS. Can I "have" a drink. When did this awful habit of saying "get" come in to fashion? Even people who ought to know better use it.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Sitting here in the passport office and some young bird has flopped her breast out and is feeding her nipper cool as you like.

    Surrounded by foreigners and burka clad Muslims but she's as bold as brass. Not even bothering a subtle cover up, full tit oot for everyone.

    What would you do?
    If I was you I would move away from the child incase they think your man tits can feed the entire pace, other than that ask for a milky brew?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by Chuck View Post
    It's "have" FFS. Can I "have" a drink. When did this awful habit of saying "get" come in to fashion? Even people who ought to know better use it.
    He is a Scottish

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  • Chuck
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    Originally posted by Unix View Post
    "Can I get a drink?"
    It's "have" FFS. Can I "have" a drink. When did this awful habit of saying "get" come in to fashion? Even people who ought to know better use it.

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  • Unix
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    "Can I get a drink?" With a big cheeky smile and wink.

    Never fails.....














    To get you arrested.

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