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Is being called totty a compliment?

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    #21
    Originally posted by garnet View Post
    Dude, you are in the UK. The only totty lasses here are not indigenous. Your avatar shows what they are.
    And whoever said that I am after the indigenous ones? i've left them to the likes of BP, MF etc.

    Originally posted by garnet View Post
    I have always admired local lads though - bear wrestling is something I can not do.
    You are Martin Scroatman and I claim my 5 free Polish hookers

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      #22
      Using the word totty will dry a vagina up quicker than 5 mins with d000gh

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        #23
        Originally posted by Unix View Post
        Using the word totty will dry a vagina up quicker than 5 mins with d000gh
        Tell an ugly woman you want her for her body.
        Tell a thick woman you want her for her brain.

        If you have neither, are you married to sasguru?

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          #24
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          If you have neither, are you married to sasguru?
          Not sure you have much to contribute on the topic of marriage.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #25
            Grotty Totty prob. not.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #26
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Not sure you have much to contribute on the topic of marriage.
              You contribute on morality.

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                #27
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                You contribute on morality.
                And, pray, what immoral acts have I committed?
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  And, pray, what immoral acts have I committed?
                  The only way you judge someone is how much money they have. Incredibly vulgar.

                  I won't mention the incident with the goat.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    The only way you judge someone is how much money they have. Incredibly vulgar.

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                    Even if that were true, which it's not, it's not immoral.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      The only way you judge someone is how much money they have. Incredibly vulgar.

                      I won't mention the incident with the goat.
                      I agree, people should be judged on looks alone in this narcissistic day and age.

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