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Is being called totty a compliment?
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Point 1: To misquote Andy Warhol, powerful for 15 mins. At best.Originally posted by vetran View Postshe tickled John Major's pickle, one of the top 10 most powerful men of his time.
Come back here when you have shagged Claudia Schiffer!
Point 2: Claudia never really did it for me. Metaphorically speaking, obviously. I tend to favour brunettes (with the occasional lapse, but to err is human, or maybe it was just Tommy Todger taking over).His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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6.5 yearsOriginally posted by Mordac View PostPoint 1: To misquote Andy Warhol, powerful for 15 mins. At best.
Point 2: Claudia never really did it for me. Metaphorically speaking, obviously. I tend to favour brunettes (with the occasional lapse, but to err is human, or maybe it was just Tommy Todger taking over).
It’s time to give John Major the credit we so cruelly denied him - Telegraph
Pity she does it for most.Comment
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