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Is being called totty a compliment?
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Tell an ugly woman you want her for her body.Originally posted by Unix View PostUsing the word totty will dry a vagina up quicker than 5 mins with d000gh
Tell a thick woman you want her for her brain.
If you have neither, are you married to sasguru?Comment
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Not sure you have much to contribute on the topic of marriage.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf you have neither, are you married to sasguru?

Hard Brexit now!
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Grotty Totty prob. not.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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You contribute on morality.Originally posted by sasguru View PostNot sure you have much to contribute on the topic of marriage.


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And, pray, what immoral acts have I committed?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou contribute on morality.
Hard Brexit now!
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The only way you judge someone is how much money they have. Incredibly vulgar.Originally posted by sasguru View PostAnd, pray, what immoral acts have I committed?
I won't mention the incident with the goat.Comment
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Even if that were true, which it's not, it's not immoral.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThe only way you judge someone is how much money they have. Incredibly vulgar.
.Hard Brexit now!
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I agree, people should be judged on looks alone in this narcissistic day and age.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThe only way you judge someone is how much money they have. Incredibly vulgar.
I won't mention the incident with the goat.Comment
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