Have you heard the one about the developer who

[vetran]

A good DBA would have ensured that no changes can be made to databases, that no data can be put into databases and no data can be read from databases. Databases need to be locked away for everyone's best interests. Letting people near databases leads to sadness.

you know the others are idiots but you have to give them some access.

[suityou01]

This staging environment was originally created on the same LAN segment as Prod with no firewalls.

The QA user account the engine uses had Admin writes to the production DB.

Their production systems got mangled when we turned it on.

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you know the others are idiots but you have to give them some access.

No chance. Power off the DB server and lock it in a safe. Never had any DB issues that way.

[LondonManc]

I didn't know 123-reg were based in notloB

[MarillionFan]

Yes, he's completed two in his time


Project Balls Up


and


Project F**K Up

Oh Suity.

[MrMarkyMark]

This staging environment was originally created on the same LAN segment as Prod with no firewalls.

The QA user account the engine uses had Admin writes to the production DB.

Their production systems got mangled when we turned it on.