Budge up please

[Wilmslow]

I am happily benched. Was hoping for next week, but my endurance ends this Friday.

Getting some quality blanks – there are some pretty interesting politics taking place. Why don’t firms benching people when they have taken their work off them just get them to work from home and to be done with it?

I am thinking of getting a couple of cheap alarm clocks dotted about as a leaving gift, perhaps some nicely maturing milk left in my locked desk drawer, as my hosts have been so hospitable......

[FatLazyContractor]

I am happily benched. .

No you are not. You are still an employee of your limited co.

[DimPrawn]

Prawns.

Down the back of the filing cabinet

Untrue.

I'm deep in the back of the utility cupboard with Sharon from accounts.

[WTFH]

FTFY

I'm deep in Sharon from accounts round the back of the utility cupboard

[PurpleGorilla]

Prawns.

Down the back of the filing cabinet

Behind/under the fridge.

[original PM]

Untrue.

I'm deep in the back of Sharon from accounts in the utility cupboard.

FTFYA