bothered had the snip a few years back 
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SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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The Register have just picked this one up. Much better headline than the BBC I have to say
HELLO! HELLO! YES, I'M INFERTILE. NO, INFERTILE!"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by premiere
You mean your missus has 5 kidsComment
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When there was the hoohah about brain damage we were assured that close proximity was the problem so I really can't believe that none of you lot came to the obvious conclusion here, there is only one explanation - blokes are putting their mobiles on meeting, sticking them up their arses and then calling themselves from another mobile to get a cheap vibrating thrill.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Actually it's not all it's cracked up to be - the keypad gets pretty tacky after a while.Originally posted by xoggothComment
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If I'd known that I'd not have gone to the Chinese butcher to have the snip.
Paid fecking £350 for the privilege.
Only 1 in 1000 people have a bad time after the operation - I happened to be the one. I had a good look when I got home. I thought the guy had given me a knob reduction! My knackers were the size of apples and a nice shade of black. Still not right now after 3 years!Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4Comment
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Not like you need 'em now anyway.Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...Comment
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