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    Client Toilets

    Last night I found an empty wrapper for a suppository in one of the client traps. WTF? Who is shoving things up their bum at work?



    What's the worst thing you've found in a client trap?

    #2
    Originally posted by Chuck View Post
    What's the worst thing you've found in a client trap?
    moaning contractors
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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      #3
      Originally posted by Chuck View Post

      What's the worst thing you've found in a client trap?
      A client. Who hadn't locked the door

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        #4
        Originally posted by Chuck View Post

        What's the worst thing you've found in a client trap?
        Sandwich put on a plate (not even in a wrapper). Client site - A well known Oil Company with an office in Uxbridge

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          #5
          Originally posted by Chuck View Post
          Last night I found an empty wrapper for a suppository in one of the client traps. WTF? Who is shoving things up their bum at work?

          Could be worse, the suppository could have been in it after numerous failed attempts to insert it.

          What's the worst thing you've found in a client trap?
          A sockie master creating odious and pointless sockies to post meaningless crap on the forum..
          'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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            #6
            A turd so big it looked like it had come from the u bend and was resting on the seat.

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              #7
              A copy of the Daily Mail.

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                #8
                Originally posted by stek View Post
                A copy of the Daily Mail.
                You'd wish it was the Sun. The page 3 keeps one busy ing.

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                  #9
                  I remember someone telling the team that he had seen someone head out of a trap. Then go straight to use the microwave.

                  I always clean the microwave buttons before use now.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I remember someone telling the team that he had seen someone head out of a trap. Then go straight to use the microwave.

                    I always clean the microwave buttons before use now.
                    Doesn't the wife deliver hot lunch every day?

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