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    #21
    Originally posted by SunnyInHades View Post
    I concur with that.
    Further, if any female from accounts/sales/marketing/front desk becomes aware that 'you're a programmer' in any shape
    or form they'll avoid like the plague.

    However, if you take the mantel of 'Director' and/or optionally flaunt 'wealth' (e.g. any brand new car, doesn't have to be a 911) then the fairer sex will take immediate notice.

    Warning regarding 'eye candy': "Every woman in her reproductive years makes vaginal discharge EVERY DAY. Types of discharge
    a) Bloody or brown
    b) Cloudy or yellow
    c) Frothy, yellow or greenish with a bad smell
    d) Pink
    e) Thick, white, cheesy
    f) White, grey, or yellow with fishy odour"
    Nope programmers are the rock stars now, we wear jeans and tshirt while all the PM's stiffs etc have to wear shirt ties etc. We don't give a crap because we are the talent, chicks love that!!!

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      #22
      Originally posted by SunnyInHades View Post
      I concur with that.
      Further, if any female from accounts/sales/marketing/front desk becomes aware that 'you're a programmer' in any shape
      or form they'll avoid like the plague.

      However, if you take the mantel of 'Director' and/or optionally flaunt 'wealth' (e.g. any brand new car, doesn't have to be a 911) then the fairer sex will take immediate notice.


      Have seen this first hand.

      I overheard eye candy chatting at coffee machine saying she will not go out on any after work drinking sessions if anyone from IT is going "as the act like they've never seen a woman before and they are so tediously dull".


      You need to define yourelf as a freelance consultant and business owner, and you need an expensive German car. This my friends, works every time.

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        #23
        Originally posted by SunnyInHades View Post
        <snip>
        Warning regarding 'eye candy': "Every woman in her reproductive years makes vaginal discharge EVERY DAY. Types of discharge
        a) Bloody or brown
        b) Cloudy or yellow
        c) Frothy, yellow or greenish with a bad smell
        d) Pink
        e) Thick, white, cheesy
        f) White, grey, or yellow with fishy odour"
        WTF man.

        So do you prefer cougars who no longer have to worry about menstruating?
        Or do you prefer penis discharge?

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          #24
          Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
          WTF man.

          So do you prefer cougars who no longer have to worry about menstruating?
          Or do you prefer penis discharge?
          +1

          Such a wrong post.
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #25
            Originally posted by Unix View Post
            Zero eye candy in the office

            Thoughts?
            I have heard(cough) that there are these websites called p0rn or something similar. You could try accessing one via the work internet site.

            HTH

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              #26
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              I have heard(cough) that there are these websites called p0rn or something similar. You could try accessing one via the work internet site.

              HTH
              From a friend? or from one of your exes?

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                #27
                Originally posted by SunnyInHades View Post

                Warning regarding 'eye candy': "Every woman in her reproductive years makes vaginal discharge EVERY DAY. Types of discharge
                a) Bloody or brown
                b) Cloudy or yellow
                c) Frothy, yellow or greenish with a bad smell
                d) Pink
                e) Thick, white, cheesy
                f) White, grey, or yellow with fishy odour"
                Sheesh TMI man.

                Surely such misogyny is a bannable offence!?

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