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Disrespectful tramps arses!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Get back to pontificating and blustering your way through "permies thinking of contracting" over in the other world you humourless fannyfart. -
Do you get any exercise other than pie eating and stalking female CUK members?Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostDon't know. My french maid serves me dinner in bed after we are done with our exercise.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDo you get any exercise other than pie eating and stalking female CUK members?
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I like fish at work, they're commonplaice around hereOriginally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostWhy would someone choose to take a manky fish based meal into their place of work and heat it up in the communal microwave, which is located in the communal eating area?Comment
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But seeing as you are one of those who call it dinner it means you are probably eating it at 12pm so you get to the microwave before the damage is done.Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostWhy would someone choose to take a manky fish based meal into their place of work and heat it up in the communal microwave, which is located in the communal eating area?
Fish stinks and people who cook and eat fish in places where others have to eat their dinner are smelly <snip>.
And yes I said dinner, not lunch like some fecking born with a silver spoon in their mouth pansy would refer to it. Dinner time is when neighbours used to be on, tea was when home and away was on. This is fact.
Those of us who have lunch tend to eat at 1pm by which time my asparagus risotto always tastes like kedegeree after our aforementioned colleague stinks the pantry out.Comment
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Sexist!Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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You think PMs are private don't you? Well for my donation to the admin Christmas fund, I could get either poster of the year or access to all PMs. Get which I chose. Pervert.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
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ftfyOriginally posted by oncestonedrose View Postwhy would someone choose to take a manky fish based meal into their place of work and heat it up in the communal microwave, which is located in the communal eating area?
Fish stinks and people who cook and eat fish in places where others have to eat their dinner are smelly ****s.
And yes i said dinner, not lunch like some fecking born with a silver spoon in their mouth pansy would refer to it. Dinner time is when neighbours used to be on, tea was when home and away was on. This is fact.
284Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Coming from someone crying over some food at work or whatever brainfart they can't find anyone else to tell at that point in time........ I'll take that as a compliment.Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostGet back to pontificating and blustering your way through "permies thinking of contracting" over in the other world you humourless fannyfart.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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