Best time of the year to look for a pig

[Wilmslow]

Swindon? How dare you!

Mistake - Swinedon.

Mind you, Calne is not far away.

[FatLazyContractor]

How would willies help with a pig as they don’t kick back in the same manner?

Not sure what you are referring to.

I was talking about wearing wellies before entering a pigsty which usually is dirty.

[vetran]

you going to be taking it up the OXO tower?

[DimPrawn]

Wow, lots of replies for a really half-arsed parody thread. I'm honoured.

[OnceStonedRose]

Wow, lots of replies for a really half-arsed parody thread. I'm honoured.

A damning indictment of this daft forum that is!

[d000hg]

Spit roasts seem more common in summer months, quite often at village fairs and the like.

[AtW]

Wow, lots of replies for a really half-arsed parody thread. I'm honoured.

It's like Animal Farm all over again ...

[Dactylion]

Wow, lots of replies for a really half-arsed parody thread. I'm honoured.

Half arsed? Really? I think half arsed is being generous but I see your point about the plethora of replies.

[BrilloPad]

Make sure you put your John Thomas in its mouth before DC gets in there.

HTH

[darmstadt]

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