Leaked blow-by-blow account of Cameron's EU negotiations

[OwlHoot]

2016-02-20 Banging his head against a wall... Prime Minister's two days of frustration as he pleads his case for deal at EU summit

Should make interesting and revealing reading for anyone still undecided how to vote. ...

[darmstadt]

That's just a load of old bollocks made up by an anti-EU Daily Mail, the only stuff leaked there is when he sharted and they decided to print it

[2uk]

the wet and meds have rotten your fat burger fed decaying bodies. It is not the 17 centrury where you can invade people anymore. Without loans to EU businesses you are as good as villagers. Go back to your queen and ask to help you instead of covering her child abuse friends.

most dumb arse public think child support or immigration has any sort of impact on your economy. Shows your big brother, spice girls brains culture.

UK public have become so arrogant you will now take the big one. Glad to see the EU leaders show you the door.

[clearedforlanding]

the wet and meds have rotten your fat burger fed decaying bodies. It is not the 17 centrury where you can invade people anymore. Without loans to EU businesses you are as good as villagers. Go back to your queen and ask to help you instead of covering her child abuse friends.

most dumb arse public think child support or immigration has any sort of impact on your economy. Shows your big brother, spice girls brains culture.

UK public have become so arrogant you will now take the big one. Glad to see the EU leaders show you the door.

Please do not procreate.

[DodgyAgent]

the wet and meds have rotten your fat burger fed decaying bodies. It is not the 17 centrury where you can invade people anymore. Without loans to EU businesses you are as good as villagers. Go back to your queen and ask to help you instead of covering her child abuse friends.

most dumb arse public think child support or immigration has any sort of impact on your economy. Shows your big brother, spice girls brains culture.

UK public have become so arrogant you will now take the big one. Glad to see the EU leaders show you the door.

If you ever intend to have sex again make sure it is a solo experience

[fullyautomatix]

the wet and meds have rotten your fat burger fed decaying bodies. It is not the 17 centrury where you can invade people anymore. Without loans to EU businesses you are as good as villagers. Go back to your queen and ask to help you instead of covering her child abuse friends.

most dumb arse public think child support or immigration has any sort of impact on your economy. Shows your big brother, spice girls brains culture.

UK public have become so arrogant you will now take the big one. Glad to see the EU leaders show you the door.

I hope you never get to spread your seeds!

[Troll]

the wet and meds have rotten your fat burger fed decaying bodies. It is not the 17 centrury where you can invade people anymore. Without loans to EU businesses you are as good as villagers. Go back to your queen and ask to help you instead of covering her child abuse friends.

most dumb arse public think child support or immigration has any sort of impact on your economy. Shows your big brother, spice girls brains culture.

UK public have become so arrogant you will now take the big one. Glad to see the EU leaders show you the door.

Brilliant rant.. reminds me of Pythons French taunting King Arthur ('cept with a Germanic accent of course)

[vetran]

Brilliant rant.. reminds me of Pythons French taunting King Arthur ('cept with a Germanic accent of course)

I smell elderberries!

[Troll]

I smell elderberries!

Just seen his "all the benefits please" thread in Light Relief

It's superb

[seanraaron]

the wet and meds have rotten your fat burger fed decaying bodies. It is not the 17 centrury where you can invade people anymore. Without loans to EU businesses you are as good as villagers. Go back to your queen and ask to help you instead of covering her child abuse friends.

most dumb arse public think child support or immigration has any sort of impact on your economy. Shows your big brother, spice girls brains culture.

UK public have become so arrogant you will now take the big one. Glad to see the EU leaders show you the door.

That tulip was awesome, keep up the good work!