Removing my wife halfway through the Financial year

[DimPrawn]

Is October the best month to kick out the missus?

Means you don't have to get her a Christmas present, and there's still 6 months to find a new one before the next financial year.

Just asking like.

[WTFH]

Just before her birthday/Christmas/Valentine's day.

Or, if she's unwell, the day before it gets really cold and wet.

[AtW]

Whatever you do, just don't read this book -

"How I Saved Someone's Life and Marriage and Family Problems Thru Communication"

http://www.amazon.com/Someones-Marri.../dp/B00BCP0B4W

You've been warned...

[AtW]

Is October the best month to kick out the missus?

Only if she is due to give birth in November.

HTH

MarillionFan

[jamesbrown]

To where is she being removed? If it's to the Ritz, the same day as your annual dividend payment.