Dead Celebrities Thread

[NotAllThere]

"I'm a PEZ dispenser and I'm in the Abnormal Psychology textbook. Who says you can't have it all?" - Carrie Fisher.

It must be revealed that she drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra.

[MarillionFan]

Here comes the sun! Shirtless Sir Paul McCartney, 74, and daughter Stella, 45, soak up some rays as they go for a Christmas Day dip in St Barts | Daily Mail Online

Come on Jaws, I've got Paul on my list.

[VectraMan]

Oh FFS.

Feel sorry for whoever is editing the "people we lost this year" segments for the news. Every time they think they can put their feet up another one goes.

[MarillionFan]

Oh FFS.

Feel sorry for whoever is editing the "people we lost this year" segments for the news. Every time they think they can put their feet up another one goes.

Highlight reel at the next Oscars will be longer than the rest of the bloody show.

[NickFitz]

Highlight reel at the next Oscars will be longer than the rest of the bloody show.

They should just do one long highlight reel and dish out this year's awards during the commercial breaks.

[BrilloPad]

Oh FFS.

Feel sorry for whoever is editing the "people we lost this year" segments for the news. Every time they think they can put their feet up another one goes.

It could be worse. They could be unemployed.

[NickFitz]

For future reference: What happens when Queen Elizabeth II dies - Business Insider

[Big Blue Plymouth]

For future reference: What happens when Queen Elizabeth II dies - Business Insider

Surely she'll just shed her skin and regenerate?

[stek]

For future reference: What happens when Queen Elizabeth II dies - Business Insider

Skip a generation, Charles and William go to war....

[NickFitz]

Skip a generation, Charles and William go to war....

They can't skip a generation anyway. When the Queen dies, Charles becomes King immediately (assuming he's still alive). He might choose to abdicate in favour of William, though by all accounts he has no intention of doing so, but the simple fact is that he will become King. It's hereditary, not a matter of choice like the election of a new chairman to the board where the expected candidate can be passed over.