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    #21
    Originally posted by teapot418 View Post
    Hope the battery lasts longer than most Apple products.
    I think a whole day of regular use is probably enough.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #22
      Why are people so jealous of apple?
      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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        #23
        Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
        Why are people so jealous of apple?
        Well all love to knock the successful tis the British way

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          #24
          I don't know how you can be jealous of a corporate entity. People are jealous of those who can afford Apple because those people are wealthier then they are. People are jealous of those running Apple because they are mega-rich. I don't think people are jealous of Apple itself. Except those running genuine tech companies... AtW perhaps has grounds but I think he's quite happy with the success he's created.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #25
            That makes sense. But then it's surely just all a matter of perspective? Whatever the money in your hand you'll always learn to spend it rather than save it.
            "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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              #26
              Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
              Why are people so jealous of apple?
              I'm certainly not.
              It does amuse me how people can get so attached / fanatical about a brand.

              Usually, you hear the drone of how much better Apples are than PC's etc.
              To me, they are just "tools of the trade".
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #27
                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                I'm certainly not.
                It does amuse me how people can get so attached / fanatical about a brand.

                Usually, you hear the drone of how much better Apples are than PC's etc.
                To me, they are just "tools of the trade".
                Totally this. I've been labeled a brand whore just because I buy their products. A bit like I'm a BTL landlord when actually I just changed jobs and let my home. Nothing to do with investing whatsoever. I'm like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.

                The truth is I use apple because it just so happens to have OS X, which is a million times more better than windows where workflow is concerned (without interruption). I've no question my productivity shot through the roof when I made the switch in the early naughties.
                "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                  #28
                  will it be called 'I-Cum'?

                  How will Apple react to moisture?

                  https://support.apple.com/en-gb/HT204104
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    will it be called 'I-Cum'?

                    How will Apple react to moisture?

                    https://support.apple.com/en-gb/HT204104
                    iGasm Pro, as per the ad on page one.

                    Hopefully, the moisture problem will be addressed in the mk 2 version.
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                      Usually, you hear the drone of how much better Apples are than PC's etc.
                      Macs are PCs. They dropped their own unsuccessful design, copied the one everybody else was using, put it in a prettier box and charged twice as much for it.

                      I wish I'd thought of doing that.
                      Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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