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Apple to make new Vibrator?

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    #11
    Lounge?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Lounge?
      Maybe he will oblige by drawing you a picture
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #13
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        Not quite sure which end goes where.
        Like the phone chargers it goes in either way round.
        Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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          #14
          Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
          Maybe he will oblige by drawing you a picture
          It would be interesting to see what he imagines they look like, I suppose.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            wait till the battery catches fire!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #16
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              wait till the battery catches fire!
              Especially if a guy has bought one for his partner.
              He would be off rations for, potentially, months
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #17
                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                Especially if a guy has bought one for his partner.
                He would be off rations for, potentially, months
                Your knowledge of anatomy is quite bad, old sport.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  Your knowledge of anatomy is quite bad, old sport.
                  Look, until you have worked out which end to stick where, I suggest you keep quiet
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #19


                    Sonic youth: vaginal speaker lets you play tunes to foetuses | Technology | The Guardian

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                      #20
                      Hope the battery lasts longer than most Apple products.

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