Told off on my first day...

[PurpleGorilla]

I once told one of the directors to not send a text whilst climbing the stairs. The look of "how dare you" mixed with "the little tulipe is right and I can't say anything" was a picture.

Happened during my permie notice period so didn't really GAF.

[MrMarkyMark]

I once told one of the directors to not send a text whilst climbing the stairs. The look of "how dare you" mixed with "the little tulipe is right and I can't say anything" was a picture.

Happened during my permie notice period so didn't really GAF.

Thus ruling out any future, possibly, lucrative business.

You are never going to get your big house at this rate and you will be, on here, moaning about it forever.
Trust the entitled generation not to see the wood for the trees

[diseasex]

New client is obsessed with the safety elves – When walking upstairs I was pulled over about the importance of holding onto the germ infested handrail.

Not allowed to park on site as a contractor, which is a real pain as the only option is the local Virgin station – at £9 a day, assuming I can get a space as the carpark fills up very early in the day.

Oh, and a nice 9am scrum I cannot be late for, with no other means of parking locally I may just need to take the train daily, as I am darned if I am paying £45 a week just to park on top of the hotel costs - would get me home every day at least.

Lifes challenges....

1st world problems. you probably don't know if to buy Jag or Q7 out of your 2 month rate ?
poor you

[d000hg]

I've never seen anyone told off for using stairs incorrectly since I left school ("don't RUN!") is this for real?

[PurpleGorilla]

Thus ruling out any future, possibly, lucrative business.

You are never going to get your big house at this rate and you will be, on here, moaning about it forever.
Trust the entitled generation not to see the wood for the trees

Nope, did a little work for them last year - they love me.

[MrMarkyMark]

Nope, did a little work for them last year - they love me.

Hopefully, you charge an additional premium for that

[OwlHoot]

Trust the entitled generation not to see the wood for the trees

Nor indeed the top of the stairs, while they're engrossed texting ..

[PurpleGorilla]

Hopefully, you charge an additional premium for that

My best rate yet. kerching kerching.

[MrMarkyMark]

My best rate yet. kerching kerching.

So, gonna change your name to the Love Monkey, then

[PurpleGorilla]

Nor indeed the top of the stairs, while they're engrossed texting ..

actually in my situation it was an entitled (me) telling a director (boomer) not to send texts on the stairs.