George Osbourne forecasts doom after Christmas money is spent as predicted on CUK

**MrMarkyMark** · 7 January 2016, 11:27

A "dangerous cocktail", indeed, lets hope Gidiot has a strong enough constitution to deal with it.

**DimPrawn** · 7 January 2016, 11:34

Gideot and Camoron are on the case. Making sure immigration beats all known previous records, whilst simultaneously diverting the printed funny money at the UK property market to ensure continued astounding growth in GDP.

**BlasterBates** · 7 January 2016, 11:34

There may well be some fantastic investment opportunities as the year wears on.

**MrMarkyMark** · 7 January 2016, 11:38

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Gideot and Camoron are on the case. Making sure immigration beats all known previous records, whilst simultaneously diverting the printed funny money at the UK property market to ensure continued astounding growth in GDP.

You should get a job in politics, you're clearly a natural

**clearedforlanding** · 7 January 2016, 11:52

It is a clear indicator of a balanced economy when sand people trading insults makes it wobble.

House prices went up by 10% last year, compensating for the decimation of UK manufacturing which is in it's worse state for a decade. Producing anything is unnecessary it seems.

Meanwhile we grant more visas to Chinese business people who would like to come and spend some time here, rather than face up to the fact that trading been halted 2 days in the past week, by the market dipping more that 7% on 2 occasions.

Much concern to Mr Osborne is that the BOE may put interest rates up, which may affect mortgage payers, who are leveraged to levels previously only experienced by Archimedes.

I thin he is winging it.

**MrMarkyMark** · 7 January 2016, 11:56

FTFY

Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post

I know he is winging it and sheetin' his little breeches.

**FatLazyContractor** · 7 January 2016, 11:57

FAIL !! Why wasn't AtW the creator of this thread?

**BrilloPad** · 7 January 2016, 12:08

Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post

There may well be some fantastic investment opportunities as the year wears on.

I thought houses were still cheap? Prices can only go up.

**BrilloPad** · 7 January 2016, 12:48

George Osborne adds new economic excuses to classic hit ‘Labour done it’

George Osborne has decided to get his excuses in early, listing a plethora of ‘serious global threats’ to him reaching the economic goals he promised he would.

George Osbourne forecasts doom after Christmas money is spent as predicted on CUK