Great disease! How can I catch it?

[xoggoth]

Drink driving charges against an American woman have been dismissed based on an unusual defence: her body is a brewery.
The woman was arrested while driving with a blood-alcohol level more than four times the legal limit in New York state. She then discovered she had a rare condition called "auto-brewery syndrome", in which her digestive system converts ordinary food into alcohol, according to her lawyer, Joseph Marusak.

Drink drive charge dropped for woman whose 'body is a brewery' - Telegraph

[BrilloPad]

"The Buffalo News described her as a 35-year-old school teacher"

I feel sorry for the kids she teaches. Except for the boys she sh4gs while pished.

[DimPrawn]

I once met a woman whose body was a brothel I think....

[BigRed]

.... The woman is now free to drive without restrictions......

but she's still drunk. Should be banned for life.

[mudskipper]

Wonder how her liver is doing.

[RSoles]

Wonder how her liver is doing.

Perhaps it works in reverse?