Another Expenses Scenario (serious)

[Martin Scroatman]

That's the spirit - if common sense doesn't work, try tax fraud for the sake of £20 instead

£55 as it happens.

I found myself in what used to be The Toby Carvery just outside of Street. How I got there, gawd only knows.

[MrMarkyMark]

£55 as it happens.

I found myself in what used to be The Toby Carvery just outside of Street. How I got there, gawd only knows.

Rohypnol?

[MicrosoftBob]

That's the spirit - if common sense doesn't work, try tax fraud for the sake of £20 instead

If it's good enough for MP's, then it's good enough for the plebs

[barrydidit]

Rohypnol?

Chloroform would work better in a sock.


erm..I expect...

[FatLazyContractor]

Let the taxi driver ride you.....

[stek]

Might be wrong, but the taxi receipt won't have a time on it. Could you not claim there was a problem on the trains and had to get a taxi home tonight? Or trains had stopped running? So therefore normal expense.

Noob!!

You get a fistful of blank receipts off the taxi driver and write a few out for the month (with your wrong hand remembering to use different pens) Contractor 1-0 HMRC...

[ee61re]

No, I got a 1 way single this morning.

Surely a single is, by definition, 1 way?

[northernladuk]

Surely a single is, by definition, 1 way?

Oh dear oh dear.