Hotel with pool - New Years Eve

[BrilloPad]

Couldn't you just drown it in a bucket or something?

Maybe the child will call childline. I wonder who will answer?

[BrilloPad]

You know, in many towns it's cheaper to hire a hooker to babysit your child, than call a nanny through your hotel. It's also great cover.

I need a babsitter soon for my eldest lad who is 13. Is the hooker a good option?

[clearedforlanding]

I need a babsitter soon for my eldest lad who is 13. Is the hooker a good option?

Absolutley. I have 2 kids so when in BKK I hire 3.

The kids only need 1 between them.

[WTFH]

Absolutley. I have 2 kids so when in BKK I hire 3.

The kids only need 1 between them.

Spitroast?

[Pogle]

This place is nice

https://www.handpickedhotels.co.uk/ettingtonpark

I've stayd there a couple of times, its delightful.

[MrMarkyMark]

Maybe the child will call childline. I wonder who will answer?

Might prove difficult without a waterproof phone

[barrydidit]

2 hours from Manchester? That must cover 50% of the country, especially given you'll be driving there on New Years morning.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

2 hours from Manchester? That must cover 50% of the country, especially given you'll be driving there, wrecked out of your mind, on New Years morning.

[WTFH]

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[MrMarkyMark]

Spitroast?

Actually quite likely in BKK, given that a lot are lady boys.

Probably advisable to travel with a family sized pack of lube, in any case.