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    Carp advice...

    Which carp is best for soup: Common carp or Grass carp?

    I've added a poll...
    5
    Common carp
    0.00%
    0
    Grass carp
    20.00%
    1
    Any carp as long a it's made by AndyW's mum
    80.00%
    4

    #2
    You fool, never add a Pole to your soup, they're way too bitter. Always use a Lithuanian. Nigella says so..

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      #3
      Mirror Carp

      HTH
      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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        #4
        I am good with any, as long as they are live, covered in lube and thrown onto the conference table of this ghastly meeting I am in.

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          #5
          No need to be coy. Which do you prefer?
          Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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            #6
            Only the best of course:

            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #7
              For Cod's sake, stop posting parrot threads.....

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                For Cod's sake, stop posting parrot threads.....
                I am just trolling ....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  I am just trolling ....
                  In the name of all that is Coley, please stop.....

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                    #10
                    Fish puns. For gods hake don't you people have anything batter to do?

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