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Scruff replied

10 December 2015, 22:31
DimPrawn is conspicuous by his advance...
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AtW replied

10 December 2015, 22:22
Wahoo, I won!
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AtW replied

10 December 2015, 22:21
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Didn't Alex Salmon say that?

Any aholehole could say that
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BrilloPad replied

10 December 2015, 22:20
Originally posted by AtW View Post

It's brown trout time for you

Didn't Alex Salmon say that?
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AtW replied

10 December 2015, 22:18
Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post

You are sole.

It's brown trout time for you
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mudskipper replied

10 December 2015, 22:18
What a load of bouillabaisse.
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clearedforlanding replied

10 December 2015, 22:16
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Just don't lose your sole over it...

You are sole.
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AtW replied

10 December 2015, 22:10
Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post

Fish puns are great EVERY day of the week barramundi..

Just don't lose your sole over it...
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clearedforlanding replied

10 December 2015, 22:04
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

Come back tomorrow though, it's fryday, the natural time for this behaviour.

Fish puns are great EVERY day of the week barramundi..
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clearedforlanding replied

10 December 2015, 22:03
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Don't be so shellfish!

Well I just feel like I am reinventing the whale.
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AtW replied

10 December 2015, 22:01
Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post

Dolphinately!

Dolphin is a mammal, you should have paid more attention in your shoaling
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AtW replied

10 December 2015, 22:00
Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post

Nah, **** it. I am going to scale back on fish puns for the night.

Don't be so shellfish!
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clearedforlanding replied

10 December 2015, 21:57
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

Come back tomorrow though, it's fryday, the natural time for this behaviour.

Dolphinately!
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barrydidit replied

10 December 2015, 21:55
Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post

Nah, **** it. I am going to scale back on fish puns for the night.

Come back tomorrow though, it's fryday, the natural time for this behaviour.
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clearedforlanding replied

10 December 2015, 21:53
Nah, **** it. I am going to scale back on fish puns for the night.
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