Porridge

[BrilloPad]

Looks like my offence means I will start in a category A. Which one do you recommend? Any tips for survival?

[LucidDementia]

[barrydidit]

Brillo's spent more time in the saddle than anyone else on here. I'm sure he won't be needing that.


BP - if you're looking for a cosy cell, maybe try the one Sutcliffe will shortly be vacating in Broadmoor? Im sure after reviewing a few of your posts they'd take you.

[BrilloPad]

Brillo's spent more time in the saddle than anyone else on here. I'm sure he won't be needing that.


BP - if you're looking for a cosy cell, maybe try the one Sutcliffe will shortly be vacating in Broadmoor? Im sure after reviewing a few of your posts they'd take you.

One has to have a hobby in between wives.

[BA to the Stars]

Don't drop the soap

[greenlake]

Any tips for survival?

Eat your meat.

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

[SueEllen]

Change religion and dye your hair red. Oh and remember to start preaching to anyone who bothers to talk to you.

You will be left alone by everyone.