Looks like my offence means I will start in a category A. Which one do you recommend? Any tips for survival?
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Brillo's spent more time in the saddle than anyone else on here. I'm sure he won't be needing that.Originally posted by LucidDementia View Post
BP - if you're looking for a cosy cell, maybe try the one Sutcliffe will shortly be vacating in Broadmoor? Im sure after reviewing a few of your posts they'd take you.
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One has to have a hobby in between wives.Originally posted by barrydidit View PostBrillo's spent more time in the saddle than anyone else on here. I'm sure he won't be needing that.
BP - if you're looking for a cosy cell, maybe try the one Sutcliffe will shortly be vacating in Broadmoor? Im sure after reviewing a few of your posts they'd take you.
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Eat your meat.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAny tips for survival?
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
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Change religion and dye your hair red. Oh and remember to start preaching to anyone who bothers to talk to you.
You will be left alone by everyone."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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