Island of Stability

[original PM]

what the actually fook.

Just been given a document to fill in by CrapLibra or some similar named consultancy

Seems to be a document which allows you to track and report on where you are going to fail

anyone come across this tulip - does it actually have any value?

[MrMarkyMark]

Seems to be a document which allows you to track and report on where you are going to fail

Seeing where it has come from, it seems very relevant, at least.

[original PM]

Seeing where it has come from, it seems very relevant, at least.

Yeah it does seem to be more for them to track their failures and they seem to want everyone on it...

we will not fail - obviously until the requirements are changed at the last minute and everyone is then suddenly expected to work evenings and weekends to 'support the problem' as these things 'need to be addressed as a team'

how about no - if the exec cannot make up their mind then they will delay the project - there you go no arse kissing needed.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

we will not fail - obviously until the offshore team are body shopped over, make a total a*se of it and everyone is then suddenly expected to work evenings and weekends to 'support the problem' as these things 'need to be addressed as a team'