Phone up random contractors you know and pretend to be an agent. Ask them for two references.
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostSpitroast is not an option.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostOne guy is a sound laugh – the other gold mines his nose asking to borrow my pen all the time.
Spitroast is not an option.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Phone up the local IT helpdesk of your company and tell them you've installed Windows 10.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostAre either of the other 2 fit?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostYeah, but she was fit."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Create a sock puppet on here to argue with. Make sure they disagree with everything you say. Maybe call them "The Donald", and make them refer to themselves in the third person.
WTFH thinks this is a great idea.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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