Perhaps it's better to be happy and look a plum than to be a miserable git who does not look like a plum?
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Those plums more than pay for the NHSOriginally posted by d000hg View PostAs if smoking doesn't make you look enough of a plum.
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Yes indeed they do - and the lard arses who cost the NHS 2-3 times more than the smokers put fook all extra in..Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostThose plums more than pay for the NHS
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Nah, biscuits and chocolate carry VATOriginally posted by original PM View PostYes indeed they do - and the lard arses who cost the NHS 2-3 times more than the smokers put fook all extra in..I'm a smug bastard.Comment
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cakes do not though....Originally posted by LucidDementia View PostNah, biscuits and chocolate carry VATComment
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Fair enough. Ban cake eaters from the NHS.Originally posted by original PM View Postcakes do not though....I'm a smug bastard.Comment
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Really? The tax on tobacco products raises more than the entire NHS budget?Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostThose plums more than pay for the NHS
And my point was that vaping looks 10X dafter than smoking.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Yep.Originally posted by d000hg View PostReally? The tax on tobacco products raises more than the entire NHS budget?
Now you can see why they won't ban it.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Better to look daft than to be daft.Originally posted by d000hg View PostAnd my point was that vaping looks 10X dafter than smoking.I'm a smug bastard.Comment
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