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    #21
    Perhaps it's better to be happy and look a plum than to be a miserable git who does not look like a plum?
    I'm a smug bastard.

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      #22
      Originally posted by LucidDementia View Post
      Perhaps it's better to be happy and look a plum than to be a miserable git who does not look like a plum?
      or more likely a shrivelled up prune.
      Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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        #23
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        As if smoking doesn't make you look enough of a plum.
        Those plums more than pay for the NHS
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #24
          Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
          Those plums more than pay for the NHS
          Yes indeed they do - and the lard arses who cost the NHS 2-3 times more than the smokers put fook all extra in..

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            #25
            Originally posted by original PM View Post
            Yes indeed they do - and the lard arses who cost the NHS 2-3 times more than the smokers put fook all extra in..
            Nah, biscuits and chocolate carry VAT
            I'm a smug bastard.

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              #26
              Originally posted by LucidDementia View Post
              Nah, biscuits and chocolate carry VAT
              cakes do not though....

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                #27
                Originally posted by original PM View Post
                cakes do not though....
                Fair enough. Ban cake eaters from the NHS.
                I'm a smug bastard.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                  Those plums more than pay for the NHS
                  Really? The tax on tobacco products raises more than the entire NHS budget?

                  And my point was that vaping looks 10X dafter than smoking.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    Really? The tax on tobacco products raises more than the entire NHS budget?
                    Yep.

                    Now you can see why they won't ban it.
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      And my point was that vaping looks 10X dafter than smoking.
                      Better to look daft than to be daft.
                      I'm a smug bastard.

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