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You'd be right to doubt it since I made the sarnie 6 hours ago.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostHTH
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OnionOriginally posted by barrydidit View PostThere's always tomorrow...
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Please note you cannot use Celery for much else, stirring Bloody Marys, aside.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Watch this space. I might do both.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostOnion
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RebelOriginally posted by barrydidit View PostWatch this space. I might do both.
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Chelsea fan?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMF swears is the only way he can get an erection. Though I doubt he can see it to find out.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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These guys beg to differOriginally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostOnion
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Love Celery - Celery recipes, soups, salads, snacks and more"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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The celery rosti sounds particularly vileOriginally posted by DaveB View Post
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostThe celery rosti sounds particularly vile
Celeriac rostis, on the other hand, are yum…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I'm marvelling at this bastardisation of the 'pigs in blankets' idea Love Celery - Celery recipes, soups, salads, snacks and moreOriginally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostThe celery rosti sounds particularly vile
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