Has spent the last 90minutes counting charity sweets money, and is taking a break to speak to occupational health [emoji23]
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There isn't one next to me, or in front, or behind, but four rows along there's one. But she's got the day off. It's her birthday.Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View PostHas spent the last 90minutes counting charity sweets money, and is taking a break to speak to occupational health [emoji23] -
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So?Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View PostHas spent the last 90minutes counting charity sweets money, and is taking a break to speak to occupational health [emoji23]The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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WGAS what permies do? That's why they're permies.Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post[emoji102]The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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How much ******* money was there? 90 minutes? tulip if he can shift that many sweets why does he need to work?Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View PostHas spent the last 90minutes counting charity sweets moneyI'm a smug bastard.Comment
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Personally I've been on a call most of the morning....I've even spoken several times.Originally posted by Danglekt View PostWhere as we have all been highly productive on an online forum....


I'm a smug bastard.Comment
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It's important work.Originally posted by LucidDementia View PostHow much ******* money was there? 90 minutes? tulip if he can shift that many sweets why does he need to work?Comment
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