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The permie next to me
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Always a good way of evaluating how well a call has goneOriginally posted by stek View PostHow many times on mute?
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In fairness it's better than when I tell the dog to "STOP ******* BARKING AT THE POSTMAN YOU NUTCASE!" before discovering I never re-muted.I'm a smug bastard.Comment
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Can be difficult when on conf call while WFH, balancing the mute on the phone with the mute on telly.......Originally posted by LucidDementia View PostHahaha, couple.
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I almost blew a few head offs with one of my "cough sneezes" the other dayOriginally posted by LucidDementia View PostIn fairness it's better than when I tell the dog to "STOP ******* BARKING AT THE POSTMAN YOU NUTCASE!" before discovering I never re-muted.
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Why not? You are doing all the work.Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View PostHas spent the last 90minutes counting charity sweets money, and is taking a break to speak to occupational health [emoji23]Comment
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There are two Turkish women permies in front of me in my room speaking to each other in Turkish.
To be honest, it sounds like a decent boner-giving language. Wonder what noises they make on bed when getting bonked
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Clean up in aisle 3Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI almost blew a few head offs with one of my "cough sneezes" the other day
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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I laughed at this more than I should haveOriginally posted by stek View PostCan be difficult when on conf call while WFH, balancing the mute on the phone with the mute on telly.......
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