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Standing on both sides of the escalator
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No problem, just need signs that "tutting" and "head shaking" on the escalator is NOT ALLOWED:I'm alright JackComment
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Then people will start barging each other...Originally posted by BlasterBates View PostNo problem, just need signs that "tutting" and "head shaking" on the escalator is NOT ALLOWED:"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Then don't give them the chance. Replace long escalators with a load of small ones....Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThen people will start barging each other...
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Not going to work on parts of the Northern, Central, Bakeraloo and Piccadilly lines....Originally posted by greenlake View PostThen don't give them the chance. Replace long escalators with a load of small ones....
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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In the Far East, the commuters figured out for themselves that standing on both sides is actually quicker for everyone getting up than one side walking.
In experiments, they proved that both sides walking was the absolute quickest (but you cannot force people to walk).The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Shouldn't you stand on the left in this country? It's total chaos here just walking down the pavement - which side to overtake!?!Comment
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There's an outdoor escalator in a town near Vail, Colorado. It allows you to go down to Beaver Liquors without taking your ski boots off.
ISYN.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Just watch out for the bike hammering along the pavement, just about to mow you down, behind you.Originally posted by seanraaron View PostShouldn't you stand on the left in this country? It's total chaos here just walking down the pavement - which side to overtake!?!
That's what you really need to worry about.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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