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    #11
    Pah!

    Lube is for pussies and arseholes.
    I'm a smug bastard.

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      #12
      A 1.5 year old toddler doesn't need presents.
      Surely you know your own sister better than we do. Well, hopefully
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        Got my wife an advent calendar this year. We don't normally do them, but this one should be fun:


        Buy Ginvent Calendar 2015 – Gin Foundry's Shop
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #14
          I like the idea of these - the beer one I had last year was fun.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            Originally posted by I just need to test it View Post
            my son (I buy him whatever I would have wanted at his age)
            A hoop and a stick?

            Push the boat out - get him an orange.

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Porsches all around, surely?
              Surely you're joking, you want them to think they're anywhere close to as good as me?

              Maybe a free coupon for a ride in my porsche. My chauffeur gets a few hours off on Boxing day.

              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              1. What do they like doing?
              2. What is your budget?
              3. Do you have children? (I sometimes buy children noisy presents, just to annoy their parents.)
              1. No idea
              2. No idea. Up to £200 each maybe. But it's not really the value I care about, just getting something decent.
              3. No children no partner. Disregard females, acquire currency.
              Unless you're the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

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                #17
                Up to £200 each maybe
                Can I join your family?

                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  #18
                  Do your parents have a garden?
                  Does your dad like beer?


                  Give us something to work on!
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    #19
                    Like most people they just buy anything they need.

                    No particular hobbies.

                    Just looking for generic pressies really - really I was looking to copy other people. But I'm either a bit early or you're all leaving it till the last second
                    Unless you're the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by NibblyPig View Post

                      I need a pressie for my parents, my sister, and my baby niece who is like 1.5 years old.
                      Buy yourself a nice shiny new iPhone 6S. Give the box to the baby. She'll love it.

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