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Everyone's got the lube ready for wednesday?

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    #11
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Its just a bit of fun! Its in general! Everyone exaggerates/extrapolates.
    You will find extrapolating a lot more painful without the lube.

    HTH.
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #12
      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
      You will find extrapolating a lot more painful without the lube.

      HTH.
      Do YOU have your lube ready ?

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        #13
        He's naturally moist.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          Tears are the best lube anyway.
          I'm a smug bastard.

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            #15
            Originally posted by LucidDementia View Post
            Tears are the best lube anyway.
            I'm sure others have tried this defense in court

            Originally posted by diseasex View Post
            Do YOU have your lube ready ?
            None needed, as I have been doing this for 15 years.
            The missus and I already have a family pack in, as we are both contractors.
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              #16
              Originally posted by LucidDementia View Post
              Tears are the best lube anyway.
              What are you, a contortionist?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                What are you, a contortionist?
                I am everything you wish you could be.
                I'm a smug bastard.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                  I'm sure others have tried this defense in court



                  None needed, as I have been doing this for 15 years.
                  The missus and I already have a family pack in, as we are both contractors.
                  that pisses me the most. As soon I started this happens. And people were doing this for good 17 years and now are settled and can relax.
                  *cries in the corner*

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by diseasex View Post
                    *cries in the corner*
                    There, there, no lube required
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MarkT View Post
                      Is that you George?
                      http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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