When you are one handed wiping a toddler's arse, it is easier if it hangs from the back, as you can press your leg on it to rip the next piece off.
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A Question Of Etiquette
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Originally posted by Gumbo Robot View PostDunno.
Since I worked in Saudi I've adopted the ME method - a hose with a showerhead basically.
Far more hygienic.Comment
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Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View PostWhat do you dry your bum with?Comment
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the front and make little pleats like every decent hotel I have stayed in.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I had this , er, friend who got a back scrubber to clean his bum in the shower. No problem until me missus, I mean HIS missus, started to use it as well. Now he spends an extra ten minutes every morning cleaning Klingons off a stiff brush.
Just hope she never borrers his toothbrush(\__/)
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