Gordon Brown as prime minister

[sasguru]

muslims?

Yeah you know the peace-loving God-fearing religious lot.

[spongebob]

No, what about muslims? Someone said that's one of the things you do here.

Is this one of those equal rights things?

[The Master]

No, what about muslims? Someone said that's one of the things you do here.

Is this one of those equal rights things?

Someone told you we do muslims here?

[spongebob]

OK, someone doesn't like muslims. Lesson two. I'll be careful about them.

[The Master]

I'm sure someone doesn't like aquatic sponges either.

[spongebob]

Sorry, I wasn't saying I didn't like muslims. Are you one then?

[The Master]

So who is this "someone" who doesn't like muslims then?

[DaveB]

One week of every year is designated National Brotherhood Week. This is just one of many such weeks honoring various worthy causes. One of my favorites is National Make-fun-of-the-handicapped Week which Bernard Manning and Jim Davidson are in charge of as you know. I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another and I know there are people in the world that do not love their fellow human beings and I hate people like that.

Here's a song about National Brotherhood Week.

Oh, the white folks hate the black folks,
And the black folks hate the white folks.
To hate all but the right folks
Is an old established rule.

But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week,
Abu Hamza and John Reid are dancing cheek to cheek.
It's fun to eulogize
The people you despise,
As long as you don't let 'em in your school.

Oh, the poor folks hate the rich folks,
And the rich folks hate the poor folks.
All of my folks hate all of your folks,
It's American as apple pie.

But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week,
New Yorkers love the Puerto Ricans 'cause it's very chic.
Step up and shake the hand
Of someone you can't stand.
You can tolerate him if you try.

Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics,
And the Catholics hate the Protestants,
And the Hindus hate the Moslems,
And everybody hates the Jews.

But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week,
It's National Everyone-smile-at-one-another-hood Week.
Be nice to people who
Are inferior to you.
It's only for a week, so have no fear.
Be grateful that it doesn't last all year!

[wendigo100]

Lesson 1 learnt: Gordon Brown might be a great chancellor but he doesn't like small business. That's a bit strange.

Lesson two: Gordon Brown is not a great chancellor. Unfortunately, he is like global warming and cancer - quietly doing his damage while people carry on obliviously.

[sasguru]

Is this one of those equal rights things?

Yes we hate everyone equally.