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Gordon Brown as prime minister
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Don't worry o trusty minion, in about three hours I'm having lunch with his mother last century. -
That's a coincidence - I've just had breakfast with her last century.Originally posted by The MasterDon't worry o trusty minion, in about three hours I'm having lunch with his mother last century.
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It's not like 'The Terminator' is it? You go back in time sh@g his mother and we get Gordo.Originally posted by The MasterDon't worry o trusty minion, in about three hours I'm having lunch with his mother last century.
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You can vote* already pal, you dont need no stinking english passport.Originally posted by AtWGordon Brown is a ***t as far as I am concerned.
I am now going to apply for British passport with the main goal of voting against that tw@tface who (in xoggoth's words) should be stabbed. The ***t!
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*Unless of course the rules are different for dodgy commies like yourself. However us upstanding, trustworthy colonials can vote simply because we live here
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Oh, I have a fate much worse than that in store for her. While I'm there, I think I'll kill unixmerc's mum as well.Originally posted by wonderwaifIt's not like 'The Terminator' is it? You go back in time sh@g his mother and we get Gordo.
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Yesterday I did - migration issues. Ahh, the joys of a helpdesk outsourced to IBM...Originally posted by sasguruSOH failure, Mordac?
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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