IT industry words or phrases that make your heart sink....

[MrMarkyMark]

We can get you a couple of resources offshore.

[Chuck]

Already been done but I am currently invited to a daily...

Stand up

...with 51 other people. FFS!

[MrMarkyMark]

Already been done but I am currently invited to a daily...

Stand up

...with 51 other people. FFS!

Working late, then

[PurpleGorilla]

Already been done but I am currently invited to a daily...

Stand up

...with 51 other people. FFS!

Take a fold up chair in with you [emoji106]🏼

[PurpleGorilla]

[BillHicksRIP]

"The offshore team will be handling that".

[RSoles]

'Hi RS, this is Bob from Crapita. I'd like you to teach him everything you know.'

This happened to me once, we started with the hydrogen cloud following the big bang; gravitation and generation 1 stellar formation and collapse. Amazing how time flies past when you're enjoying yourself.

Never liked that contract anyhow.

[TheLordDave]

"Best Practice"


how I hate that phrase.

Which tends to mean 'we are doing it the way we read about online and will not change even though the process is convoluted'

[Pogle]

Ghost Dimension

[MrMarkyMark]

Parachuted in