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IT industry words or phrases that make your heart sink....

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    #21
    'Could I have a word with you in my office?'
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #22
      "Bleeding Edge.."
      "Hit the groung running.."
      "Roll with the punches.."

      Agile
      Scrum
      "Google-Like Working environment" with "Chill-out areas" and "Free Fruit on Reception"

      On a permie interview:
      "So what made you decide to give up contracting? Did you get sick of the money?"
      Originally posted by Nigel Farage MEP - 2016-06-24 04:00:00
      "I hope this victory brings down this failed project and leads us to a Europe of sovereign nation states, trading together, being friends together, cooperating together, and let's get rid of the flag, the anthem, Brussels, and all that has gone wrong."

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        #23
        Everything you have commented on this thread @ £180 per day.

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          #24
          "Regards"

          As in someone's email signature. I hate people that do that.
          Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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            #25
            "We'll investigate and revert to you later"
            Unless you're the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

            Currently 10+ contracts available in your area

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              #26
              "I've just got this Access database".......
              Have you tried switching it off and back on again??

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                #27
                "Its Team Building"
                "Away Day"

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                  #28
                  "We're bringing a consultancy in"
                  I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                  Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                    #29
                    We kept it all in an Excel spreadsheet on Darrens PC.
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      #30
                      I don't think that should take long (spoken by a non-techie).

                      Can you give us a rough estimate, without a BRD?
                      The Chunt of Chunts.

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